Juggist

A person who plays the jug in a band. Normally a rockabilly band, the jug is normally a brown jug with XXX on it.

I went to go see The Washboard Real last night, boy do they have a great juggist

by Krunchzilla August 22, 2009

jurisdict

To try to tell people what they can and can’t do

Stop trying to jurisdict your girlfriend dude.

by Gig1780y October 5, 2018

jorgis

jorgis is the most übersexy 1337 in the whole Hardware-phorums.

SirIce: -jorgis er gud!

by sex0r1337 September 6, 2004

Juris

Juris is the coolest and the most chill dude in world. He’s is good in the sports, especially ball sports. He’ll have some haters in the path of his greatness, and he’s going to fight with them.

Friend: Omg!!!! Juris’s so great, almost everywhere.
Friend/hater: Yea, I know, but I’m better than him

by blahblahblah98766654321 October 30, 2019

jurisdicktion

One's perceived authority to be a total a**h**e to everyone around him.

Tronald Dump has acquired such a sense of "rich-guy" entitlement that he seems to think he's got jurisdicktion over everyone in America.

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Personal Jurisdiction

euphemism for a girl's willingness to sleep with a guy.

Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."

Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."

by b0unc3rdude April 19, 2011

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012