Jurassic Park

A place where y frickin die!

Bob : Don’t to to Jurassic Park

Joe : you can go because I want you to die!

by Ian Malcum May 14, 2018

Jurassic Parking

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.

"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019

Jurassic Park

When a woman tells you specifically not to cum in her mouth during a blow job but you do so anyway (usually by forcing her head down). She then screams and spits the load back in your face just like that crazy dino does to Nedry in Jurassic Park

Lenny was blinded when Angi gave him a Jurassic Park last night

by hershdrums January 1, 2012

Jurassic Park

v: to 'jurassic park'. At peak of coitus, (from behind) the male forms a claw with his index and middle fingers, before running them along the female's back and then screaming "Jurassic Park" at climax.

"Did you see that chick at the bar last night?... Yeah, I Jurassic Parked her good!"

by Juan Antonio Cortez January 16, 2009

Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking

Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk

by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.

I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!

by Lauren March 25, 2005

Jurassic Park

In refrence to the movie Jarassic Park on of the front two passengers of a car drops his pants and lets loose a diarrhea fart. This blinds the person from feces fragments and resembles the scene where Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight) is attacked by a Dilophosaurus in his car while trying to steal Dinosaur DNA. Hence Jurassic Parking someone.

I am gonna Jurassic Park your ass!

Don't make me Jurassic Park you.

You Jurassic Parked him good.

Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her.

I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.

by pntbllw3 June 25, 2009