junk in the trunk

1) A warning that a man might not be adequately equipped for the task at hand.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.
Do not approach Gloria from behind without a helmet on as she has too much junk in the trunk.
by billy gisher November 09, 2006
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junk in the trunk

Gay slang for depositing semen in someone's ass during unprotected (bareback) sex.
Dude! I was in the sling at Ft. Troff and this really hot guy was pounding! When he finished, he left his junk in the trunk, and there was a puddle on the floor!
by Markus Dastardly June 24, 2006
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junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.
I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.
by Paccali November 15, 2002
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Junk in the Trunk

1. To carry emotional baggage or to have emotional set backs due to past events.

2. To carry weight in the "rear"
1. "Living in todays world, everyone has a little junk in the trunk"

2."Look at her butt! Talk about some junk in the trunk!"
by Shadedangel October 08, 2005
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junk in the trunk

carrying alot of baggage from the past.
I like that new guy Nicole's going out with, but I don't know if it's the right timing. She's still got alotta junk in the trunk.
by shuttlebunny June 29, 2005
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Junk in da trunk

A female who has a nice or unusually large ass.
Damn son yo shawty over dere got sum junk in da trunk!
by Big Willie November 28, 2003
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junk in her trunk

when a female has a nice ass shes got lots of junk in her trunk
damn that bitch got junk in her trunk!
by ashlee June 16, 2004
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