trank in the jugular

When a person is acting strange, bizarre or has a strange idea that makes no logical sense. Comes from the movie Old School after Will Farrel shoots himself with a tranquilizer dart

Tech 1: This customer thinks we can change the code to have clowns appear whenever the OK button is checked.

Tech 2: Sounds like they have a trank in the jugular

by Tech Support Guy June 16, 2011

Jugular Manslaughter

When a person (who may or may not have cal ripken's disease) is motorboating tits mcgeeeee's 800 hp (34 G) warlocks after a drunken night at mcfaddens and then proceeds to get knocked unconscious by her pendulous sweatercows. This leads to possible coma and eventual death.

Yo, Smock's family hired the best attorney to convict Tit's Mcgee of two counts of jugular manslaugther after her pendulous village feeders rendered him lifeless post motorboating.

The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.

by Agressively smoft March 9, 2008

jugular grin

The act of slitting someone's throat, forming a semi-circle with the open end facing the victim's head. Much bleeding is involved.

If you don't shut your face I'll give you a jugular grin!

by Dick Face June 28, 2004

jugular like a vein

A phrase which describes something really awesome; all that and a bag of chips

Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujiah is jugular like a vein

by emomisfitkid March 19, 2005

Jugular

1. The weakness of a Human besides the ankle, Groin kick, or stubbing your toe.

2. The Ewok's favorite pressure point of Stormtroopers

The Fortnite Kids were sent to get stabbed in the Jugular by Ewoks.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Jugular

Utah slang term for oral sex

"Sh gave me some crazy jugular last night"

by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025

jugulared

The act of being punched/hit right in the jugular!

Dude, last night while I was drunk I straight up got jugulared so hard.

by jugjug February 26, 2018