Snap Judge 

A judgement that's made with absolutely no evidence. Usually voiced quickly, like a snap.

Don't snap judge, she just got back from the dentist.

Snap Judge by uuhhhh. katie December 29, 2010

Slutty Judge Judy 

What a wrinkled prune wearing red lipstick looks like.

The people are real... the cases are real... the rulings are final. This is Judge Pruney aka Slutty Judge Judy

Slutty Judge Judy by Fartin' Martin' June 13, 2007

Speak To The Judge 

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show

"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."

Speak To The Judge by Jordan1234567 December 19, 2008

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

This is a pangram, and it is the coolest sounding pangram.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow. by HELLBOY JAGO March 23, 2021

Speak to the Judge 

when a woman gives a man a blow job.

John: Hey that girl isn't bad looking.
Mike: Yeah, but she isn't really my type...but if she wants, ill let her speak to the judge

Speak to the Judge by fbbmaster February 21, 2009

Sigma Judge 

1. n. The elite gang made up of those who pass judgement on almost anything and almost everyone.

2. v. The act of passing judgment when you are a member of the gang Sigma Judge.

3. n. Proff that all you really need to form a gang is a letter of the greek alphabet and your favorite past time.

1. J&A were founders of Sigma Judge.
2. I Sigma Judge that mustache you grew.
3. Let's start a gang, we can call it, Delta Ski!

Sigma Judge by A&JSigJudge December 21, 2010

Sober as a judge 

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

Sober as a judge by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020