joels mom

The hottest women on earth perfect fuck tool for Everyman she is also everyone’s thot tbh

I just fucked Joels mom yesterday mane

by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019

Hot Joulsey

Similar to a hot carl however instead of shitting in a sock, you shit in a helmet and put it on your/someone's head.

Nathan: I just gave myself a Hot Joulsey! Now my head smells like shit.
I had to take off my normal helmet to put on the shit filled helmet!

by Hot Joulsey May 13, 2014

jowler

n. An old-Scouse term for an alleyway or guinnel.

Lad 1 - "Ee ar lad, the busies are coming! Go and hide in that jowler."

Lad 2 - "Fuck off, nob 'ed! Your the one with the bag of smack up your arse."

by Aelothir December 15, 2008

Jowser

A dick. A party-pooper. A person who refuses to chill with friends even when they have nothing better to do. A pain in the ass. A cry baby.

This word is meant to be used in any derogitory fashion deemed suitable to the user.

God damn it, bro! Tre said he'd come chill with us but instead he wants to hang out with his sister. Fuckin Jowser..

by Tiberious Jefferson 1321520 April 26, 2011

Joels dog

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)

Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"

by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021

jowl rape

The unsolicited or uncomfortable attack of a person or animals lips or appendages upon ones jowls

after a bros night out i was chased around the apartment and pinned down only to be jowl raped by another man

by el primer capitan February 1, 2013

feet jowl

When you pee on a girl's feet. Clearly the most important part of sexual intercourse.

The Game Grumps just love them feet jowls

by Entry1208 January 28, 2015