jose

a person who gets really confused when some one tells him anything
QUE ,ESE? SOY JOSE!
by woodmaker September 21, 2010
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will steal your girl and would make you cry he would probably slap you and make very corny jokes but he’s still that git
jose just talked about life
by no\name March 29, 2018
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1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican
"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."
by the person next 2 u August 31, 2008
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(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
by vetusvates November 26, 2007
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6ft buff smart funny handsome guy with a huge heart who can be gay sometimes but its aiight with a huge massive enormous humongous coc
whoa who is that big ass nibba gaw damn his fdwqhqUK fcevbwaukcrg3 jose
by sphxre June 02, 2021
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he doesnt need his own mug
jose is my co-worker who doesn't have a mug, i'm not going to get him a mug from urban dictionary.
by pussykillerbabyfryer September 19, 2020
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jose is horny
by bruhbruh546 November 23, 2021
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