jose

will steal your girl and would make you cry he would probably slap you and make very corny jokes but he’s still that git
jose just talked about life
by no\name May 17, 2018
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jose

1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican
"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."
by the person next 2 u October 19, 2008
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jose

(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
by vetusvates January 6, 2009
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he doesnt need his own mug
jose is my co-worker who doesn't have a mug, i'm not going to get him a mug from urban dictionary.
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jose is horny
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jose

6ft buff smart funny handsome guy with a huge heart who can be gay sometimes but its aiight with a huge massive enormous humongous coc
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He has angry issues and can’t handle getting rejected you will love and hate him at the same time
Girl: Omg I love him but I hate him to
Girl:Is his name Jose
Girl: yes
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