Joop

joop
poop and jack it at the same time.

How could you ever joop to your mother that is sick.

by Sijdskncxj June 22, 2019

Joop

The most amazing, caring, perfect person in the world. A person who should not be allowed to walk this earth but somehow is still here. They make everything a million times better. All hail Joop.

Joop is the most amazing human.

by NotJoop October 25, 2020

Joop

A person who is always left alone and always heartbroken 😭

She was a joop In 4th grade, but now she is a very famous person!

by :) Katz December 1, 2021

Joop

The modern usage of FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

To fuck things up in such an irreparable way that all hope is lost.

I jooped up.

Wow, she really jooped that one up.

Ah fuck, I think I'm going to Joop this.

by Patsquare November 20, 2022

Joop

Jumping poop

Oh my god Lois! My's going to Joop on the playground.

by Jacob from ???? February 6, 2023

Joop

"Joop" is a slang reference to Joop! Homme Eau de Toilette. The term is often used to imply that someone is low in financial status and has a bad or overpowering smell, associated with the cologne’s reputation for being a strong stench and inexpensive perfect for low income people.

Living in the slums/favelas reeks of joop.
You can't afford that? you're such a joop.
You live in a caravan and play mega walls pirate class? You are a joop.
I understand you have a girlfriend but you are a joop
Just because im under house arrest does not make me a joop.

by Benzelcurry December 16, 2024

[Joop]

Something that some teenagers made up with the names alchowei and vodqour and they called there group JOOP wearing purple bananas. Until one day they went into a store and saw a mens cologne called joop. then they shut the hell up!

Tj- yo mario did you see them joop groups be walkin down the hall

Mario- yea there whacked.

or

yo that shirt your wearing is so joop

by BABY GUrlZ February 4, 2009