Jonathon
Jonathon
Jonathon by Cool guy 2009 November 30, 2021
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Jonathon is a great human being who can make friends with almost everyone, he is into technology and somehow manages to get hurt in every sport, he is amazing to everyone but doesn’t realize how important he is.
Jonathon by Immmapotatoe May 24, 2019
Jonathon
The name of a paticuarly annoying friend or incident. Could be used to replace "moist".It is the word for someone or something that is so annoying or idiotic that it cannot be explained any other way.
"Dude, I had such a Jonathon day"
"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"
"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"
Jonathon by don'tforgetthemilk1414 November 13, 2011
Jonathon
HOT. 🥵 super sweet and funny has a 15 inch dick and let’s you put your foot on his thigh in the middle of class and then gets in trouble because the teacher hates him. VERY FUNNY and maybe a little shorter then you
I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘
I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘
Jonathon by Love y’all and love in Texas November 12, 2019
Jonathon
Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"
jonathon
a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'
1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon
2. alright jon what u doin?
3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????
2. alright jon what u doin?
3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????
jonathon by mother-by-proxy July 18, 2008