jonas renkse

Vocalist and original founding member of Doom Metal/Alternative Metal band Katatonia Jonas Renkse did harsh screamed vocals on their first album Dance of December Souls but stepped down his vocal duties for their second album Brave Murder Day because of chronic tonsilitus and let his good friend Michael Akerfeldt (Vocalist of Opeth and original vocalist of Bloodbath perform the vocal duties. After that from the album Discourages Ones untill recent, Jonas resumed his vocal duties and is still currently the frontman of Katatonia

Jassiie: Nine Inch Nails rocks!! I am so in love with Trent Reznor.

Jeremy: Bitch please! We all know that Jonas Renkse is the greatest man ever!

by Jeremy19 August 5, 2007

Jonas Brothers Hater

Anyone who got a least a taste for real music

Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"

by Nelson666 September 7, 2009

Jonas

Jonas is one of the most best person you'll ever met. He is just so much fun to be around and he'll make you laugh so much. He super talented and smart, he has the best personality. He'll always be there even when you screwed. He that one person that you'll fall in love with and always be in love with. If you ever met a Jonas, you're one of the luckiest person ever. He'll always be on your mind, and he super good looking.

Have you met Jonas, he is one of the best.

by Happiness.grace September 10, 2020

Jonas Brothers

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.

1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.

by Jonas?? August 2, 2009

Jonas

The artifact with the most amount of chromosomes known to man, it is said that Jonas has about 5000 chromosomes!

Bruh do you have more chromosomes than Jonas?

by minecraftproffecianal112 April 11, 2021

Jonas

Jonas
The supreme being of sex.
Jonas is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men.
Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.

"I had such a great night with Jonas"
"Omg how was he?!"
"I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking"
"Holy shit you have to get me with him!"
"No way, I'm having him again tonight"

by DefinitelyNotJonas October 6, 2020

Jonas Haukås

Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.

Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
Eller
Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.

by Hattemannen November 2, 2020