by Lily hehe November 24, 2021
Get the Dirty johnathonmug. by Woodchuck Norris March 7, 2016
Get the johnathon cenamug. Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
by Nighter May 20, 2018
Get the Going for a Johnathonmug. He’s soo tall his head up his own ass. Very, arrogant and thinks their so funny when they’re actually not. Sweaty try hard and try’s to steal everyone’s girl.
Man that Johnathon can just fuck off.
by Dresa June 30, 2019
Get the Johnathonmug. No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019
Get the Johnathon Craigmug. A real dick and girl stealer. Tall but head up his ass. Quirky personality and very ugly and attention seeking.
by Dresa June 30, 2019
Get the Johnathonmug. Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.
by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021
Get the Johnathonmug.