Johnathon 

He’s soo tall his head up his own ass. Very, arrogant and thinks their so funny when they’re actually not. Sweaty try hard and try’s to steal everyone’s girl.

Man that Johnathon can just fuck off.

Johnathon by Dresa June 30, 2019

Johnathon 

A real dick and girl stealer. Tall but head up his ass. Quirky personality and very ugly and attention seeking.

That Johnathon can give off mate.

Johnathon by Dresa June 30, 2019

Johnathon 

Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.

Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.

Johnathon by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021

Johnathon 

Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.

Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.

Johnathon by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021

johnathon cena

A John Cena poser. Thinks he is the greatest man alive, but is as useful as a tin can with AIDS.

Donald Trump is a really big Johnathon Cena.

johnathon cena by Woodchuck Norris March 7, 2016

johnathon rodney 

Name used to describe a joint/jrod there for meaning Johnathon Rodney

Smoke a Johnathon Rodney

johnathon rodney by Mastersnoop November 6, 2017

Johnathon Craig 

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.

He is So like a Johnathon Craig

Johnathon Craig by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019