johnstone

The mistaken act of getting anothers pubic hair caught between your teeth while teabagging and/or muff diving.

I was teabagging Sally-May and who would of known she performed JohnStone

by Johnstone_101 October 1, 2005

The Johnstones

A Crappy Pop-Ska band that think they are total rock stars but only 13 year old preteen girls listen to because they think the members of the band are "SooOo QT!11!"
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.

Eddie - I'm Confused about my sexuality
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.


Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.

Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.

by KEEPIN6ISBETTERTHENTHEJOHNSTON February 23, 2009

Jessica Johnstone

The very hottest girl in chewelah

have wet dreams about Jessica Johnstone

by dust 15 January 1, 2012

Johnstoned

When something is burnt. Originating from when employees at restaurants burn their food.

Wow that food looks Johnstoned.
Is Ryan working tonight because that’s Johnstoned.

by TomPake November 5, 2017

Fraser Johnstone

Fraser Johnstone is a boy that is a such a dirty boy but is very very hot I've suck his dick so many times

"Hey, like OMG did you see Fraser Johnstone last night"

"No, why did you?"

"Yeah I did I sucked his dick and everything!"

by matthewjohnstone'ssult November 18, 2019

samantha johnstone

a girl who has cheesy fleps, a mossy bank, a wee cow and ruins her weeks every weekend

friend 1 - omg a was so drunk last night
friend 2 - fs you done a samantha johnstone

by stravenbhoys November 22, 2021

Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.

Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws”

by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021