Jochanon

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.

I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.

by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022

jochen

Common word for gay in Belgium

Look at him, He must be jochen (cochet)

by Ruben Schepers June 10, 2008

Jochen

A name originated from the jewish language hebrew and from old german language.

Meaning in german: A short form of Joachim, "the small one";
and in hebrew: "Jahwe God will straighten up"

"They don't allow a Jochen to ride with the roller coaster!"

by 8eleven February 6, 2010

9 Jocho

THE ORIGINAL: A alcoholic drink which consists of a 4 Loko and adding a 5 Hour Energy shot. 4 loko + 5 hour energy = 9 jocho
Originated at North Dakota State University

Man last night was crazy! I got so bombed off of that 9 Jocho.

by Crabby Bills August 1, 2019

jochelo

a feeling whereby you are caught cheating unexpectedly

i was jocheloed when my boyfriend arrived and found me with my ex boyfriend

by ndemera July 12, 2019

Jochanan

One word to describe him, hot. if you see a Jochanan make sure to not look at him directly or your eyes will burn from his beautiful commanding presence. He is second only to God. Some might say Jochanan is a superior entity to humans.

"Ah what is that bright light?"
"It must be a Jochanan"

by Ex Man Yes March 4, 2021

Dirty jochen

When someone jerks off in class and rubs the semen on their crush

Wow she just did a dirty jochen. I want to be like her

by Mystc... September 4, 2021