jizzowel

A towel used specifically for wiping up jizz after the male showers his lover with his man juice.

Honey, can you get the jizzowel? Your jizz is dripping off my chest and onto our new floral egyptian cotton sheets.

by dokeykong September 24, 2008

Pizzowned

1.Being owned by the act of being pissed on.
2. To own some one by pissing on them.

1. Dude she just got pizzowned by that drunk.
2. Shut Up! before I pizzown you

by Joeseph Holland November 6, 2008

Izzowned

Basically just like owned but with more emphasis.

Person 1: Fuck dude, my cat got run over by a truck yesterday.

Person 2: Izzowned.

by JK17 January 25, 2009

Dizzowned

to own you. HARDCORE.

"SK and I dizzowned all you n00bs."

by Blip September 19, 2003

Jizzoner

Where multiple men jerk off on a naked woman.

Your honor we did. Jizzoner

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021