jizmingler

a lady of negotiable affection who frequently has several men's jiz 'mingled' in her lady bits.

'be careful if you go home with her she is a jizmingler'
jiz jizz

by gingleberry February 16, 2010

Jiving

Lieing beyond return.

Oceans Twelve (Stealing the egg from the museum)
Bruce Willis: Julia! (roberts) What a pleasant surprise! Hows Danny?
Tess(Julia): Good! I'm just here for the photo op.

**EGG STOLEN**

Detective: Ms. Roberts, I just got off the phone with Julia. She said she's in London right now.
Bruce Willis: you jiving little bitch.

by drosk1727 January 30, 2010

electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

by jammus October 20, 2004

JiYing

A desperate slut who is extremely shallow preferring the company of hot rich men. In other words - a massive gold digger.

That chick is such a Jiying, man can't believe she's only asking him out cos he's loaded.

by Sick Raha December 25, 2012

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

Free jining

The female version of "free ballin'".
Not wearing any underwear.
(under-roos)

"It's sorta fun free jining every now and then."
:)

by Applemartini-purpledinosaur-chocolaterain June 21, 2008

Dung Jiving

Dung Jiving is when two or more people are communicating and one person is operating under an assumption which causes them to misinterpret what the other person is saying. Dung Jiving sometimes causes an argument based on the false assumption. This can become very confusing especially when the persons assumption is something that cannot be disclosed either due to pride, arrogance or sworn secrecy. NOTE: this term only applies if the person's assumption is FALSE.

"Hey, wow, my brother is an idiot"

"Why? What'd he do this time?"

" That boy is a Dung Jiving FIEND"

by DjangoReinhardt January 15, 2013