[poo-jitsu]

The hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper.

"Look out!! He's kicking!! He could kick that poo!! Quick! Subdue him with poo-jitsu!!"

by burning log July 27, 2009

Screw-jitsu

Using submission techniques on your partner during sex. Screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after sex, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.

Brian: Where's your wife?

Scott: Sleeping upstairs.

Brian: During your party?

Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...

Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.

by dr. dave js October 7, 2011

Jiu jitsu

Jiu jitsu is one of the core arts of MMA, if you don’t know what that is, stop reading.

Using frames and levers with the skeleton, given enough time and effort, anyone from a fit ex rock climber, wrestler, soccer player, etc, to the fattest, slob fuck at the grocery, to the small woman in your office, jiu jitsu will allow you to completely, if wanted or warranted, completely fucking ruin someone.

That little nerdy dude over there is in my jiu jitsu class. He will fuck you up so bad, so fast, and there will be almost nothing that you could do to stop it.

by wonderstuff November 5, 2018

jew jitsu

A jew that knows Jujitsu.

He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!

by Rolle42 April 18, 2008

Ju Jitsu

Jujitsu is a ground fighting form of martial arts developed in Japan many centuries ago. It was often used by the samurai and today is a widely practiced martial art. It focuses on take downs and locks as well as chokes. It's sport form is known as grappling which is similiar to greco roman wrestling found in highschools.

If you ever pick a fight with a grappler you'll be in a world of hurt

by Battousai July 15, 2004

Bar-Jitsu

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment

"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"

by pbkemp April 9, 2009

Steve-Jitsu

Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.

Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me.

Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face*

Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts.

by Steve-jitsu July 14, 2009