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A nickname for Joliet, IL, combining Joliet and toilet, because of it's grimy appearance.
Darnell: Yo, we goin to Joilet to pick up some hood rats and a twelve pack, wanna come?

Tyrone: No thanks. Don't want to STD's
by film_geek1982 February 28, 2009
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Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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jiltq

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jerry: man i hate gay furry porn
jiltq: yeah me too its the worst
by jiltq November 3, 2022
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A friendship in which one person, male or female establishes some form of attraction with their friend I.e falling in love, liking someone more than a friend. Most jilted friendships end in a negative outcome for the jiltee (the person with the feelings). This is due to internal factors such as jealousy when seeing their "beloved" friend hanging out with others of the oppposite sex or dating them. Being the jiltee is harmful socially as well because as one wastes their time hanging out and hoping their friend they like with their common interests might eventually like them back and date them they lose out on many opportunities to have dated others whom may have liked them which actually were looking for the origional desired purpouse of having a relationship and not friendship. The end result is one friend breaking the friendship with the other because things got weird or they don't share common feelings of being more than just friends. This then leaves the jiltee lonley realizing they wasted their time and should have taken the opportunity to have dated others and missing out on the chance of having probably had a relationship and been married even so by that time.
Ken is in a jilted friendship with his friend Tara. Because of this Natalie will never be able to date her crush Ken as he perceives himself not to be a single person cause of Tara.
by Canubeleivethis November 27, 2009
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Jiley

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A canon ship between James and Riley on The Next Step.

They've been dating since s1 and even through their ups and downs they've still been together.

Shipped by 75% of the TNS fandom because everyone knows they can't be fully happy without each over despite what they've done they still love each over and they're endgame.
by savagethang July 19, 2017
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Jolet

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A girl who at first can be shy but when she opens up is very kind, she has the brightest and most beautiful smile, Also she has the cutest laugh and voice that is guaranteed to melt your heart every time.
Man Rylan really loves Jolet
by ThePrelude February 8, 2019
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jolette

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Jolette is a beautiful, imaginative, brilliant girl who usually turns out to be a writer or philosopher. She is also a romantic and loves to read. Jolette is French and Latin and means Child of Jupiter or Child of Zeus.
Look at that Jolette with her head always in a book!

Oh my gosh, this book by Jolette is so good!
by huggable360 March 19, 2017
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