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A very disrespectful insult to use against someone. These are fighting words. If someone calls you jonny that could mean a couple of things. It could mean you’re a fiend for something or just crazy in general. It also could mean you have 0 rizz and struggle to pull females.
Person 1: Yo bro Im about to spit game to this girl named kate.

Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.
by Javontay March 23, 2022
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Here's Johnny

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1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.
2: When introducing a friend called Johnny
1:
Jack: Linda i want to bone.
Linda: No i'm to tired.
Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.
Linda: zzzzzz (snore).
Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.
Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.
Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)
by Nick Manning Is The Man February 13, 2009
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Johnny Walker's law

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Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"
by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009
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Johnny Brenda's

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Great Gastropub/Dive bar in fishtown/port richmond/kensington, aka northern Philadelphia. GREAT Saugage sandwiches and local beers
Went to Johnny Brenda's for brunch & had bloody mary's!
by newcomblives September 24, 2006
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Here's Johnny!

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A line from the horror movie "The Shining". It became so popular everybody started using it. It is said by the actor Jack Nicholson.
Guy 1: I heard someone knocking on the door.
*Opens door*
Guy 2: Here's Johnny!
Guy 1: Fuck you asshole!
by Big_hawkbro1212 December 6, 2024
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
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