Jesus H. Christ
Jesus H. Christ by floridaBoy February 27, 2009
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The H. stands for Herald
definition of herald:
1. an official messenger bringing news.
2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
definition of herald:
1. an official messenger bringing news.
2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
jesus H. christ by sawrce July 11, 2022
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Jesus H. Christ!
1. Used to show shock
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket
Jesus H. Christ! by NamelessRain November 8, 2007
Jesus H. Christ on a Bike
The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"
Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
Jesus H. Christ on a Bike by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008
Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket
Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."
Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket by Brian Ball April 25, 2006
jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017