jesse

He loves penguins he is 2 feet tall and stands on his tipi toes all the time . Small Penis he will draw cartoons everywhere probably fucks his brother.

Guy:Why is that guy fucking a penguin"?
Guy:he is probably a jesse

by chuwangd December 15, 2017

jesse

a total jackass that doesnt deserve attention from any girl because he is a player.

omg my boyfriend is being a such a total jesse

by ihateyou123456 August 29, 2010

jesse

keeps other peoples hands warm with his hair ;)
silly colour blind ranga, love you jesse :D

lol jks sophie does

mmm bali

"random: my hands are cold...."
"jesse: dont worry ill help! touch my head"
"mmm bali"

by mmmbali November 28, 2011

jesse

just a straight up annoying dick

your such a jesse

by booby booy February 24, 2017

jesse

he is always tall, has dark blue eyes, has medium brown hair,energetic,usually has a last name of a past president,wears old beat up romeos,has a nike blue sweatshirt that he cherishes,a small town guy, likes riding fourwheelers, parents are divorced,not very great in school,

man that guy is jesse

by bhncjuisgh November 17, 2014

jesse

a fagbag and a half!

jesse sucks dick

by flyer then the rest of em October 16, 2008

jesse

he is the best person ever also a really good friend and gets all the girls this dude is beast in basketball he is so cool and is a player and sticks to his promises no matter what

bro jesse is awesome

by hdftlhrehekhjthhrtjrhkjr;o;jjh May 16, 2018