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Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
by the shiny elf November 12, 2011
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jealpaso

(1) to summarily dismiss a person's argument or complaint (regardless of context, situation or circumstances) and label them "jealous" (2) to create or fabricate a situation for the purpose of labeling someone "jealous" (3) a person or persons who engage in jealpaso.
Named for practices commonly encountered in conversations and situations among the residents of El Paso, Texas.
Did Javier even listen to you when you said his sister put you on the spot asking you personal questions? No, he pulled a jealpaso.

Linda started checking out this guy, looking him up and down, and she looked over at me to see what I would do. Man, I ain't fallin' for no jealpaso! I just kept talking to my friend.

I was trying to engage in an intelligent discussion on a news site, but there were too many jealpasos chiming in.
by CodeCrete October 1, 2020
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Jealust

feeling or showing envy of someone because of their sex life or intimate relationships and displaying it in a reactivate, manipulative, or dishonest manner.
Jealust- when you want another person's sex life and make manipulative and dishonest attempts to take it from them.

"She's jealust over me because she knows my man ****s my brains out at least six times a week."

"She's psycho jealust! Like Single White Female jealust! She told my girl I might have AIDS, jealust!"

"Jealust much???"

"You know that little punk's jealust because we ****, right?"

"I tampered with your husband's fertility test results because I'm jealust and I want you and I'm sorry."
by Solarcero_de_Rais November 4, 2018
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Jealousy

a strang thing so much more powerful than you would have thought and very irrational.
i had jealousy when i looked at her with him.
by Twilight Book April 4, 2009
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jasalin

A jasalin is one of the most beautiful girls in the world, even if she has a bad temper she’ll try to control it for the ones she loves . She’s super awkward but in a good way . If you have a jasalin in your life you will never be bored she’s a great friend and an even better girlfriend. You never wanna let her go and if you do you’ll regret it
Jasalin is my bestie for life.
by AlexaRivers October 10, 2020
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jesabel

one that is awesome.
if ever you meet one, you are blessed.
truly bless.
jesabels only come around once in a lifetime.
so don't miss your shot.
i saw a jesabel the other day and i was in awe.
by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011
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Jerald

Awesome guy who never gives up on others and will always be on the fence in an argument. Is always loyal to his girlfriend no matter what.
Girl1: My boyfriend is so nice and he truly loves me.

Girl2: He must be a real Jerald
by jmastakiiier12 July 21, 2011
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