Jersey Turnpike

When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.

She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike

by RichardPorter May 28, 2006

Jersey Turnpike

This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..

This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..

by Too Far February 1, 2007

Jersey Turnpike

Nickname for the turnpike in New Jersey.

Hey let's hop on the Jersey Turnpike and drive to 16W to see the Nets featuring MVP Brian Scalabrine

by Fumbalaya.com July 9, 2004

The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

Jersey Turnpike

when you shove a rapier called a turnpike up somones ass an old form of medevil tourtue

You can picture it yourself please

by flaming kitty May 13, 2005

New Jersey Turnpike

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

by Mark Zawodny January 7, 2004

Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"

by sarahah August 23, 2011