Jerrod's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.

Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.

by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007

Jerrod

He will be there when you need a shoulder to cry on. He will love you for who you are. He is caring and a loving person,with a beautiful smile.

I love you,Jerrod

by your_girlfriend September 24, 2016

Jerrett

A self made man that has the morals of a philosopher and is usually smarter than most people in the group, but likes to act like a 3 year old. Usually has a lot of money and likes to quote things a lot until people get annoyed or start saying it themselves.

Jerrett: I'm a changed man!
David: Shut up Jerrett
Jerrett: Hey David, I'm a changed man!
David: I'm a changed man, dang it i pulled a Jerrett!

by TheIllusiveMan July 7, 2010

Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017

Jerrell

Someone who abounds in love and is not afraid to show it. His sweet and dreamy personality will lure you in like a magnet, and he will inevitably swim in your thoughts or maybe your dreams. His talent and handsomeness will leave you mesmerized and dumbfounded. It's amazing how he shows how much he cares and he makes you feel like you're the most precious to him. He has this ability to make you smile even if you aren't around him. If you have someone like him, consider yourself the most fortunate person ever. Treasure him like your own life.

“Jerrell, you mean so much to me.”

by uremmi November 3, 2021

Jerrod

A bad mothafukka ,dick game potent and isn't scared to eat a lil booty from the back , don't give a fuck cause a fuck is hard to give y

Man I'm on my Jerrod shit today

by The real nigga times March 13, 2017