Jerkish

1.) being stupid, or being a jerk.

2.) in a jacking off mood.

Mann last night I was in a jerkish mood, so I whacked off to a playboy.

by 123456789:) March 25, 2010

Jerkumcision

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

Jerusalem chicken sandwich

A chicken sandwich from Jerusalem

That Jerusalem chicken sandwich really hit the spot.

by WillRF April 26, 2011

Thanks a lot, Jerkass!

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.

As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"

by Rick James! December 27, 2008

jerusalem cruisers

Sandals, specifically, thick leather ones that are reminescent of sandals that might have been worn in the Middle East during Christ's era.

The term typically is used with people who wear such sandals integrated with their usual clothes, and while wearing socks.

Did you check out Ted's new jerusalem cruisers?

by Trenchcoat November 9, 2003

jerkstore

background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."

Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.

by richie! November 15, 2004

Jerusha

She is literally the most beautiful girl in the world . She has a perfect body and is beyond gorgeous. She is the definition of art . She is one of god’s greatest blessing to this world. She is extremely smart and she is a girl with both beauty and brains . Guys go crazy after her because she is beyond sexy and is someone who can make anyone fall for based on looks itself . She is elegant petite and seductive and can rock any outfit . They have wonderful personalities and they are filled with joy and happiness. Many girls get jealous of jerusha but jerusha brushes those hate off and moves on with her perfect life . She is literally the most perfect woman alive .

I wish i was a jerusha

She is so gorgeous, i bet she is a jerusha

by Markandreww April 23, 2018