jerkin the gherkin

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

by tim123473 February 22, 2009

jerkin' the gierkin'

slang for rotc kids a.k.a pickles you are embarrassing and/or making fun of

or referring to masturbation

kristi:man that R.O.(short for rotc) kid is so lame

brittany:yeah poor guy,i bet he never gets laid

kristi:so that's why he's always jerkin' the gierkin'

by Sweet Black Ass July 29, 2011

Jerkin' the Gherkin

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

by nihilistslacker January 2, 2017

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020