Jere

instead of writing just here while texting your girlfriend; JUST+HERE=JERE

Girlfriend: hey babe, what are you doing?
Me: Jere chillin in my room, what are you up to?

by Gatsby454 August 19, 2011

Jered

A cap ass nigga that be lying his ass of for no damn reason most likey take some uglyass pictures and favorite line is “i do have a girl yall just don’t know her”

That nigga over there cappin. Damn he must be a jered

by randomassboi August 18, 2020

jering

(verb) a word used when a person is texting obnoxiously.

Jer me later.

He won't stop jering me!

by sammalander December 23, 2009

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008

Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.

"Give 'em Da Dirty Jered"

by Carlos December 6, 2003

DJ Jere

Another word for something that nobody likes

Why are you such a DJ Jere

by serverisnoob April 18, 2020

Jere's Sara

She is by far the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen in my entire life.
Im so happy she is apart of my life and i know for a fact that she is the one.

Woah she is such a Jere's Sara, she is so pretty.

by Shes the love of my life<3 June 1, 2022