Jere

instead of writing just here while texting your girlfriend; JUST+HERE=JERE
Girlfriend: hey babe, what are you doing?
Me: Jere chillin in my room, what are you up to?
by Gatsby454 August 16, 2011
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Jered

A cap ass nigga that be lying his ass of for no damn reason most likey take some uglyass pictures and favorite line is “i do have a girl yall just don’t know her”
That nigga over there cappin. Damn he must be a jered
by randomassboi August 18, 2020
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jering

(verb) a word used when a person is texting obnoxiously.
Jer me later.

He won't stop jering me!
by sammalander December 23, 2009
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Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.
Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.
by disneysucks June 17, 2006
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Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.
by Carlos December 07, 2003
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DJ Jere

Another word for something that nobody likes
Why are you such a DJ Jere
by serverisnoob April 19, 2020
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Jere's Sara

She is by far the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen in my entire life.
Im so happy she is apart of my life and i know for a fact that she is the one.
Woah she is such a Jere's Sara, she is so pretty.
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