Jensen

A small adorable amazing awesome female, amazingly beautiful, super cute, and so very brilliant. can sing like a finely tuned harp and who has a smile that blinds you when you walk by. Loves to garden and very helpful

She is Jensen. <3

by 12342182011 September 24, 2011

jensen

A very sexy man, the most sexy man you will ever meet in fact. A jensen has a huge cock and is amazing with women. They’re quite possibly some of the best people and most well liked people ever. Nothing tops a jensen.

becky: omg he is such a jensen!
samantha: i know, he’s so sexy and he has such a way with women.

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Jensen

She is one of the most Kindest person you will meet. She loves to make everyone happy and thinks more about everyone but her. She is the prison who talks about Jesus and will tell you everything you need to know. Jensen is so funny and will make everyone’s day better. Her beautiful face makes the entire world feel better. When having a bad dream all you have to do is look a jensen and she will comfort you til the very end. If you find a jensen never leave her because she will never leave you. If you lose her always make sure you have a tracker on her, she gets lost very fast and always needs a buddy.

Is Jensen home, in need her!

by Ispeaktothetrees May 25, 2023

jensen

the ugliest rat thing that ever lived he is an absolute piece of crap and is a sexist pig and needs to die in a hole his face makes people want to die

Ew that guys a creep
Yeah he’s a jensen

by feminists unite December 9, 2022

Jensen

(an act named after the person who first performed this)

Jensen - (Jen'sin) The act of fingering yourself for a long period of time until your finger (or any other body part placed inside the female happy spot) looks like a raisin/prune.
(As in being in the bathtub too long)

"Tonight im gonna DJ it for so long i'm gonna Jense my whole hand"

"Man i was hitting it for so long my balls were all Jensed"

*phone sex convo* "Im Jensen right now sexy"

by Joseph Siler February 20, 2008

jensen

extremely large negro, opposite of bensen

omg look at that jensen i bet he's got a gun

by tek5 February 26, 2010

Jensen

1) Of or pertaining to an awful, putrid smell
2) A smell combining the odors of pipe tobacco, rancid skim milk, and incense.
3) A large mess made in conjunction with the kitchen, living room, and laundry room.

-Much to my dismay I went downstairs a realized there was a huge Jensen.
-After rolling in trash the bum smelled of a Jensen-esque odor.
-Eating Indian food might result in having to take a huge Jensen.

by Jason Proctor December 14, 2008