jelani king

1. a man given name out of pure irony

2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari

3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances

1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed

4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines

by temporary spastic January 4, 2012

Jelani Eye Appreciation Day

This is the day we appreciate all eyes that are made fun of.

Person 1: Hey what day is it today
Person 2: Friday
Person 1: You know that’s Jelani Eye Appreciation Day right?
Person 2: isn’t that everyday 🙄

by Master of luvvv December 24, 2020

Jelany

Jelany is someone who can be shy and quiet but can have a loving heart and has a caring personality. Just don't piss them off then you will get on there bad side. You dont want to be o there bad side they know how to hold grudges...

Have you met Jelany?...

by Jazzert November 22, 2021

Jelani

An ugly rat who won't get anywhere in life and is fat.

But also cool at being ugly Jelani

by Chaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 15, 2023

Jelanie

Jelanie is a boy who is very bipolar, handsome, gentle, kind and smart, he has a 7”+ tool but note “He is a VIRGIN”

Jelanie is a dappa

by Factofthematter November 21, 2023

JELANI

A boy who plays numerous girls and all the girls want him but he later finds a girl who is not interested in him causing him to want her more.Later a Jelani will fall in love with her and she also does.

I wish I was a Jelani.

by SARAHGHOE November 8, 2021

JELANI G.

A ramen eater.

I like man and my name is JELANI G.

by hot gyal in d city. July 7, 2022