jelani king

1. a man given name out of pure irony

2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari

3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances

1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed

4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines

by temporary spastic January 04, 2012

Jelani Eye Appreciation Day

This is the day we appreciate all eyes that are made fun of.

Person 1: Hey what day is it today
Person 2: Friday
Person 1: You know that’s Jelani Eye Appreciation Day right?
Person 2: isn’t that everyday 🙄

by Master of luvvv December 24, 2020

JELANI G.

A ramen eater.

I like man and my name is JELANI G.

by hot gyal in d city. July 07, 2022

Jelanie

Jelanie is a boy who is very bipolar, handsome, gentle, kind and smart, he has a 7”+ tool but note “He is a VIRGIN”

Jelanie is a dappa

by Factofthematter November 21, 2023

JELANI

A boy who plays numerous girls and all the girls want him but he later finds a girl who is not interested in him causing him to want her more.Later a Jelani will fall in love with her and she also does.

I wish I was a Jelani.

by SARAHGHOE November 08, 2021

Jelani

Jelani has a magnetic sexual presence that brings you into his very hot sexy wet and sweaty body, he’s the kind of guy you cant get enough of and beg for more.

Wow, Jelani is so hot and sexy, I want to be him someday.

by Jelaninumber1 June 28, 2023

Jelani

An ugly rat who won't get anywhere in life and is fat.

But also cool at being ugly Jelani

by Chaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 16, 2023