jeffed

the consumption of any beverage at lightning speed

I totally just jeffed that.

by pee pee sock August 27, 2007

Jeffing

The act of losing your shit at given moment for things some may find very insignificant. Resulting in your entire day being ruined and most likely breaking anything you can get your hands on.

Why is there a hole in the wall? Jeff was Jeffing over not being able to beat free cell in under 2 minutes.

by Jbarrer December 7, 2016

Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.

Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.

by stilllovehim April 17, 2009

Jeffed

To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.

"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."

by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015

Jeffing

The act of sending unintelligible, often misspelled, texts that are chock full of grammatical errors and acronyms that only have meaning to people named Jeff.

Stop Jeffing me, I have absolutely no idea what that text means.

by Blindmelon February 17, 2021

Jeffing

It is being shut-out in foosball. You fail to score a score

We lost by a jeffing in Foosball.

by TheJeff February 25, 2015

Jeffing

The act of reiterating exactly the same thing your friend literally just said, causing a cloud of annoyance and awkwardness amongst the group.

Colin: "Guys, I just ordered 5000 condoms online."
Wyatt: "Oh, I was just about to say, I ordered 5000 condoms online too!"
-_-
Colin: "Wyatt, quit Jeffing me."
Dylan: "Yeah, you're such a Jeff!"

by HeyJeff April 8, 2015