Another example of "Simpsons" comming into play, commenly reffering to the son of our most holy lord (Jesus) or the more commenly known, albanian brush rat (mostly found in sewers and holiday homes). These versetile creatures can be found among the sewage heaps of the great white sparrow and can be known NOT to carry the black plague (only 2 discoverd so far).
Me: The Jeebus ate my homework.
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...
Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...
Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?
by Alex "The Shmexy" January 17, 2006
Jeebus
1. A large animal with sheep and ferrt like qualities, often found on the outskirts of darlo. These creatures are often found dressed as sheep being shaved by local farmers because that's just the kind of creatures they are.
2. A fetish portraying the sexual habitats of Jeebus's with sheep suits and local farmerswith darlo accents.
1. A large animal with sheep and ferrt like qualities, often found on the outskirts of darlo. These creatures are often found dressed as sheep being shaved by local farmers because that's just the kind of creatures they are.
2. A fetish portraying the sexual habitats of Jeebus's with sheep suits and local farmerswith darlo accents.
by Dr Fry August 21, 2007
A word originating from the Simpsons, used in place of "Jesus." Homer is such a bad missionary that he teaches the natives on the island which he is on the wrong pronunciation of their supposed savior. So they end up screaming "Save us, Jeebus!" Also a phrase coined anew by Colleen Muldoon (Irish pride).
by Superwells December 2, 2003
The unavoidable and impassioned soulful unity of Jebidiah and Weenus, which usually occurs on All Hallows Eve. Typically used as a statement or expression when something is so incredibly amazing, it blows your friggen mind.
by sodivalicious October 31, 2018
Jeebus-
Verb: To Shit Yourself.
Exclamtion: WOW! FUCK! CRAZY!
You say Jeebus when you are scared, angry, happy, high.. whenever and why-ever.
Verb: To Shit Yourself.
Exclamtion: WOW! FUCK! CRAZY!
You say Jeebus when you are scared, angry, happy, high.. whenever and why-ever.
by Kennejer March 5, 2007
1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding!
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017
Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
by Scotty Anks November 5, 2007