Juasta

A religion in which you place tin foil on your teeth. Recognized by the national religions of America association founded in 2019

I am juastan.

I celebrate juastmas.

Juastmas is on December 17th and 18th.
See you at the juastan church.

by Juastankingofjuastia December 12, 2019

Juasta

A sacred religion you can only be born into. There is no joining. The 17th and 18th of December are the religions holidays, called Juastmas. This religion helps save Juastican slaves.

Teacher: so class... what is your religion?
Student: I’m part of Juasta!

by Goattcheese December 14, 2019

Jastej

A fucking idiot

"Hey you sound like a real Jastej right now"

by bichboi88 December 29, 2021

JASTEG

A man filled with sex drive who does more humping than a donkey towing gold carts in 12th century.

Chad is a Jasteg

by norman9696 December 9, 2020

Juastmas

The holiday of the religion Juasta.
Celebrated on the 17th and 18th of December!

Friend 1: hey man I’m having a party the 17th wanna come?
Friend 2: sorry man, that’s when my family and I celebrate Juastmas!

by Goattcheese December 14, 2019

Jastin

Typically short girl with blonde hair. But also, a very sweet individual who shouldn't be traded for anything. She is best known for her sarcasm. Jastin is just overall am amazing person, and deserves the world.

Yeah, Jastin is the bomb!

by Elijja193 April 3, 2019

Jocasta

An affectionate nickname for someone who may or may not have slept with her son.

Hey, Jocasta, ya doing anything this weekend?

by oedipus'mother November 2, 2008