January 6th is national break up with your high school girlfriend day. Quit acting like y’all are getting married it’s actually going no where. Be Alpha. Be a Man.
Quit being beta and break up with her on January 6th and get the most out of your college experience
by Peyton addison January 5, 2022
Get the January 6thmug. by You’ll January 6, 2020
Get the January 6thmug. It's the birthday of famous consulting drama queen Sherlock Holmes. You can celebrate it by clueing for looks or wearing the purple shirt of sex. But healthy alternative is also just being an asshole to all your friends
Person A: Dude it's January 6th
Person B: Shut up, I'm clueing for looks
Person A: oH...nice shirt btw
Person B: THATS THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX YOU IDIOT
Person B: Shut up, I'm clueing for looks
Person A: oH...nice shirt btw
Person B: THATS THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX YOU IDIOT
by catbush_da_potato October 31, 2019
Get the January 6thmug. A day where God's blessing was born. Someone born on this day is so much special and they're a ray of sunshine for everyone around them. If you have someone born on January 6th around, prepare yourself and be proud for you'll soon be rewarded with the epithet "The luckiest person alive."
"Kei was born on January 6th, right? Dang, no wonder she brings so much happiness in my life!"
"Were you born on January 6th? Yes? Lucky me to have you as my friend!"
"Were you born on January 6th? Yes? Lucky me to have you as my friend!"
by Cassie2003 December 26, 2022
Get the January 6thmug. A national holiday in which you can make fun of anyone born on this day for having flatasspancakes, being too loud, or any other flaw.
Jodie- Damn Mia your ass looks especially flat today
Mia (screaming per usual)- OMG you're so mean, I hate January 6th!!!
Molly- Wow Mia could you be any louder?
Mia (screaming per usual)- OMG you're so mean, I hate January 6th!!!
Molly- Wow Mia could you be any louder?
by Jojoblank January 14, 2020
Get the January 6thmug. by verxatile January 5, 2022
Get the January 6thmug.