Jalapenis

When your dick just has had sex way to many times and it’s starting to bleed

For the last few days I’ve been having sex and it’s starting to Jalapenis

by Propgonda April 10, 2021

Jalapeñis

When you touch your pen is after you cut jalapeños and it burns

I forgot to wash my hands after I cut those jalapeños and before I went to pee. Now I’ve got jalapeñis

by Dr. Moynihan May 13, 2023