Jaffa Cake

Street talk for a Hand Job

Bob's mate asked him if he wanted a jaffa cake and Bob got a pleasant surprise.

Bob's old buddy pulled his trousers down and gave him a jaffa cake.

by UCAS February 18, 2010

jaffacake nipples

nipples that are the size of a plate and are hard to suck!!

Damm she had wierd jaffacake nipples! they were scary!!

by Cameron McDougall December 11, 2007

JaffaCake

An act of anal romance. See also bum sex

Jane joyously but nievely accepted the nice gentleman's offer of a Jaffacake.

"Maybe I could interest you in a jaffacake?"

by Viz Reader May 13, 2005

JaffaCake

Someone who is a bit of prick

What a fucking jaffacake

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

Jaffacake

A nerd, and also the most delicious cake ever. If a person is nicknames Jaffacake, then their surname is probably Jaffa or jaffe

Oh look, it's Jenna Jaffacake!
Why do u call her that?
Her surname is rlly iconic!

by Stupidity In Real Life January 29, 2022