Jacobey

wassup my Jacobey and this is the true definition about me

im a very very lonely person with no one i can call my own simply because no one wants me i may seem hansom or whatever but thats not what everyone else things everyone things im an asshole and yes this is true but no one knows the true side of me .... i am depressed no love having bastard with a personality only i can love im a dirty minded person and if offends you then fuck off i just want love and someone to hold while they sleep on my chest .... but the bright things in my definition is that i can easily fall in love and if i fall in love with you ill never tell you because ik from experience youll laugh in my face and also because you dont feel the same ... hello my name is jacobey and im depressed

jacobey has no one who loves him hes depressed

by masterytko November 5, 2020

jacoby shaddix

He is the sexy voice behind PaPa Roach

Jacoby Shaddix is a sexy peice of meat

by falloutboyrocks0812 September 22, 2007

Jacobbain

Jacobbain is a state of enlightenment in which one realizes that without any fellowship friends lose every hope of using self expression.

1) The jacobbain student gathered all of his friends for one last hurrah before traveling the country for two years in order to capture the American Waffle House culture for National Geographic's television special, "Beyond Truck Stops".

by FDA ADA FBI CDC NBC TBN NRA December 14, 2010

Jacoby Grotton

Someone who thinks everyone named matt or matthew is gay. Loves anything baby yoda related. Anyone named jacoby is straight and loves animals to death mostly cats though.

Man im straight but looking at Jacoby Grotton makes me hard.

by poolgrk May 21, 2020

Jacoby

A very chill,laid out,funny,sexy person. A person who is very nice and kind once you know him. He usually makes quality content for others. He's always down for his friends.Has deep strong emotional feelings for the people he loves most. An Irreplaceable guy. A dude that all the girls would like to fuck. And has a big dick.

Jacoby is a real one

Omg i fucking love Jacoby

by Bruh moment7680 November 23, 2021

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caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore is an action performed alongside caleb jacoby that is sexual in nature. It involves the steamy sexual intercourse between a partner and and unwilling caleb jacoby, where caleb jacoby is vored, specifically anally vored.

"Hey Jay, how was the caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore last night?"
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by Vietnam Jeff November 28, 2021

Andrew Jacoby

Preppy kid from Wilton, goes to SLS and plays baseball. He's one of the biggest bamf's in the whole world and he pwns at life. He is really preppy and enjoys wearing pastel colored pants and popping his collar on a daily basis. On mondays thru fridays you can find mr jacoby sitting promptly at his desk and studying like an absolute scholar. On the occasion he gives you a d.i.l.l.g.a.f which is upsetting, yet allowed because he is king of the globe. On the weekends you can find jacoby at club arcadia, or shaving innocent hampsters to make his next fur coat.
He's been arrested 4 times, and gas gotten like 6 speeding tickets. He is the epitomy of a gangsta prep with a semi-jockness added to his baller soul.
If you ever have the experiance to meet this individial, bring two things: a camera, and a baseball bat, for when things get frisky.

Me: Sarah did you see andrew jacoby today...he looks like a peach
Sarah: I know but he is still pretty bamf

by HotThang10101010 January 11, 2009