by Tmolie April 25, 2011
Get the Jack Johnsonmug. Another word for a talentless loser who's music will result in you hurting something or someone. This cheesy, boring, repetitive music is from a wave of crappy acoustic artists such as James Blunt.
*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.
*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.
by Jackjohnsonhater July 17, 2006
Get the Jack Johnsonmug. Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.
by ILiveInNewJersey December 24, 2008
Get the Jack Johnsonmug. A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson
by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005
Get the jack johnsonmug. by Jak6508 January 28, 2010
Get the Jack Johnsonmug. The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
by K to the C October 24, 2006
Get the jack johnsonmug. An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.
by deuce niggalo August 20, 2009
Get the Jack Johnsonmug.