7 inches

Bigger than average.

Congrats.

"I am dead."
"At least your dick is bigger than average."
"But... I'm fucking dead."
"7 inches is pretty good."

by Cody_Nara January 9, 2017

My Nose Itches

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you

Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch

by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

by Char H April 27, 2007

My peepee itches

You have genital herpes

Alex: “my peepee itches”
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes”

by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019

6 inches

about the size of half a foot-long sandwich

hey, dude, can you share that foot-long
ok man here have 6 inches

by notfive April 21, 2020

Ichelle

Your name is Michelle but you were on Tiktok and you were doing the trend of taking off the first and last letter of your name..

Ichelle falls for Tiktok trends.

by mrs.O June 11, 2020

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 22, 2018