My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021

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my pee pee itches

ur mom gay,jk when your pee pee itches

Jeff:hows your pee pee felling

dave:my pee pee itches

by supperswaggysassy March 17, 2019

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gabe itches

A prank that is funny but also is a kinda not.

:yeetus: say gabe itches 10 times fast :me: ok gabeitches gabeitches :me: oh wait :yeetus: *epicly dabs to the sunset*

by ThE RoBoT KiD December 8, 2019

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Dick Itches

an expretion used to vent when something goes wrong. A synonym of "ah fuck" or "son of a bitch"

Dick itches! I'm out of cigerettes

by Half in the bag hick October 29, 2014

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Your Ass Itches

It means that you’re basically full of it and/or lying. When someone is saying some bs story as usual and you not it’s not true, you can reply “Calm Down Your Ass Itches.”

Jim- I posted up a video of me wheeling in the field with 3 feet of powder on the ground, and this girl commented “ya can’t ride”
I said to that bitch “ Your Ass Itches and that her and her man both can’t ride for dog dick in a black pussy

by TheMahwahMenace May 2, 2018

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Itchie wawa

generally an illegal immigrant from mexico, central or south america whiling to do some of the shittiest jobs that most americans have no desire to do. typically they wear cowboy boots blue jeans and a flannel button down. their 8-15 hour day of hard labor almost always ends with an envelope of no more then 80 dollars cash.

before we head to the job this morning we must pick up an itchie wawa in front of mcdonalds on main street

i do not want to rake my lawn so i will just get an itchie wawa to take care of it

that itchie wawa looked in his envelope and asked for more money, i said get the fuck out of my truck before i call the INS

by Bfischer December 7, 2010

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