delivery miles

Any female who has only ever had sex with one man.

Tell me about your new girlfriend?

Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!

You lucky bastard!

by pisshole, shithole, fuckhole May 12, 2016

Delivery Dance

Thirty one seconds of hell in which you're forced to watch animated Grubhub characters do a horrible dance with unfitting music that tries too hard to appeal to a younger audience.

The Grubhub Delivery Dance ad makes me want to vomit, but at least the memes are good.

by Ak!to January 13, 2021

Delivery Driver

A person who loves to drive and thinks his or her car is a toy. Aided by the power of the companies name, the driver is filled with a sense of Righteousness as they skid around a corner weaving through traffic. This cigarette smoking Delivery Driver is "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH". Will not hesitate to throw you into oncoming traffic(while listening to Black Sabbath as he throws his head back and laughs, lighting another cigarette). And the most important fact, the driver knows where you live. Most likely has a "shit-list" of addresses to "bad tippers".

The Delivery Driver peeled out of the parking lot, throwing an empty can of beer out the window as he sqwealed around the corner.

That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.

my pizza is missing toppings!

Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.

by butseks February 8, 2010

wood delivery

On instance of a very regular and frequent schedule of sexual encounters between a male and their current partner.

He's at her place every day makin' wood deliveries.

by hactar May 1, 2003

order delivery

A booty call made after a night out with the assumption the he/she will come to your place. This is as opposed to picking up at the bar.

David: Yo Jake, is your girlfriend gonna meet up with us or are you bringing home one of those sweeties.
Jake: Nah man, I'm just gonna order delivery after we leave. If she aint there in 30 I think I get head for free.

by Dr. Fus December 19, 2008

dishwasher delivery

verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.

Dustin will be late going to the office because he has a dishwasher delivery.

by TheDude2000 June 25, 2012

Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜

(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life

by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015