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Ismael is a self centered annoying guy who isn’t loyal at all. He’s not very handsome and like four feet tall. He will cheat on you with ten girls and lie to your face about it. He never tells the truth and he has an IQ of 2. He is rude and obnoxious and he has bad hair. Never trust anyone who’s name is Ismael.
Person: hey, what do you think of Ismael?
Person 2: I hate him, he’s such a jerk.
Ismael by Cassie Lovegood July 18, 2018
A wanna be hard man but can never be hard because he is too much of a nonce
Kid: Did you hear timmy wanted to scrap martin

Kid 2: Oh my god timmy is such a Ismael
Ismael by I am proper solid October 29, 2018
ismael is a dick and a fuck boi who only wants to get in ur pants. don’t date an ismael. also ismaels have caterpillars on their face and they look like a rat.
ismael is a desperate fuck boi
ismael by kenzie :) July 21, 2019
Harry styles lost son, who never called him.
I have a son, his name’s Ismael. He never calls me anymore
Ismael by Iloveyourdaddy January 13, 2022
Harry styleslost son, who never called him
I have a son, his name is Ismael. He never calls me anymore
Ismael by Iloveyourdaddy January 13, 2022
ismael boy
ismael by donald hillary trump February 8, 2019