inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.

Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???

by daddy oh November 15, 2016

Invertible

In linear algebra, an n-by-n square matrix A is called invertible (also nonsingular or nondegenerate) if there exists an n-by-n square matrix B such that:

AB = BA = I (where I is the Identity Matrix).

Otherwise, in life, it refers to the case where something can be transformed into something else and transformed back.

Randy: Sally is so invertible; real marriage material.

Sandy: I know, nonsingularly so. Put a few drinks in her and you can get her on her back and yet in the morning she still gets up and cooks you breakfast.

by Len Bakerloo July 6, 2016

invirtu

Within virtual reality. Something inside of a computer simulated environment.

If Oculus Rift is a success I will be spending a lot more time invirtu.

I've got a Canadian girlfriend invirtu.

by Jorden K L May 25, 2014

Invertagina

1. When a girl pulls her labia outwards to their full extension, and then places them into a penis pump. She will then pump until she can pump no longer, at which point she will double tie(or as many as needed) a rubber band around the lips forming a structure similar in shape to a limp penis.

2.It is the antonym of a mangina

Cindy fucks Steve's mangina with her invertagina thus allowing neither of them to get off.

by pearljammers August 9, 2009

Inverted Sloth

The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.

Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!

by Its late... December 2, 2009

Inverted Fuckboy

A guy who likes and encourages your romantic attention but sends mixed signals when it comes to whether he feels romantically towards you. The inverted fuckboy will communicate with you multiple times throughout the day, disclose very personal information to you, flirt non-stop, and openly talk about sex but he will NOT make a move to kiss or have sex with you. Unlike the regular fuckboy, the inverted fuckboy will not use you for your body, but for all the other perks of a romantic relationship. Both types of fuckboys, however, refuse to label their relationships or to commit to a romantic interest.

Girl 1: "He's driving me crazy; it's like we're in a relationship except that he never tries to sleep with me!"
Girl 2: "He sounds like the poster child for inverted fuckboys."

by thotbot2.0 July 22, 2018

inverted starfish

1. Anal prolapse, as a result of excessive entry in the backdoor without sufficient lubrication beforehand. See also pink sock.

"Man, when I pulled out, that shit went all inverted starfish."

by Stacifer December 25, 2007