Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

Inverse Ghostbuster

While a woman is seated on the toilet to urinate she spreads her legs. This is when the man standing in front of the woman seated on the toilet begins to urinate between her spread legs into the toilet while she urinates as well.

"Alright there's only one stall and we're out of time. I guess we're just gonna have to pull an inverse ghostbuster. Try not to cross the streams!"

by Skeeotay October 21, 2012

intensely brisk

A really fantastic, talented person, they are great at Minecraft

"Man, your a real intensely brisk"

by POOPYBUTTINNIT April 22, 2021

Inverse Square Law

Light get more dim when it more further away

And now, all that's being detected is the cup. This is thanks to a quirky little physics thing that Veritasium would call the Inverse Square Law.
-Michael Reeves, 2021

by sanchopancho02 July 14, 2021

inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

by itsnotc September 27, 2010

Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe

1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.

by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010

Inverse Turtleneck

Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.

I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!

by Kedde June 14, 2010