alpaca insemination

When you give yourself head and cum in your mouth. Then you spit the cum into a girl's vagina thus inseminating the girl.

Tom got Sue pregnant by giving her an alpaca insemination.

by Frank420 January 28, 2010

artificial insemination

The process of two people (male, female) that hate each other yet still want to have a kid

Your parents hated each other yet through the amazing 21st century's artificial insemination they had you

by Orman November 1, 2016

Holy Insemination Batman

Used to show suprise, fear, pain, or pretty much anything else, based on Robin's obscure exclamations in the 1960's Batman tv show.

"Holy Insemination Batman, I just broke my legs!"

by Artemis Depthcharge May 27, 2005

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.

"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

by swampazz February 26, 2010

mediapocrytical insemination

brainwashing someone through the media

The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination

by Uncle Dimma October 16, 2014

insemination from another nation

a woman who gets pregnant from a guy from a foreign country.

guy 1:I noticed jane is pregnant. guy2:yeah, its an "insemination from another nation".

by oh my lantern June 25, 2014

information insemination

Repeating the same information (often BS) again and again until you have convinced the listener.

Dude, I like Erik but everytime I get around him he starts his information insemination routine on Amway. Wish I could castrate his product line.

by infolover May 10, 2010