tinkers invitation 

A last minute invite to a function usually as replacement for an invited person who can't make it.

I got a tinkers invitation to Julie's wedding this weekend, I wonder who bailed .

tinkers invitation by Jessyjes November 5, 2017

invitable

Being able to be invited.

Is she busy? Nah, totally invitable

invitable by A very knowledged person June 20, 2018

Approach invitation 

A term used in the seduction community. Approach invitation is best defined as a sign that a woman is interested in a man, and she wants him to approach her. Approach invitations come in many ways. They include prolonged eye contact, being unnecessary close to the man in particular, unnecessary hair touching/tossing, loud talking/laughing when near. In other words, the woman is trying to get his attention in a subtle, or not so subtle way. Approach invitations don't last forever though, the woman might get frustrated when her invitation is ignored after a short amount of time, and she will give up. The man needs to recognize these signs and approach her fast.

"James, stop standing against the bar like a police officer! Can't you see that HB over there that keeps glancing over to you and tossing her hair like crazy. She's giving you a massive approach invitation. Go talk to her and make her happy while you still can, you blind idiot."

Approach invitation by pua supreme August 21, 2009

anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.

My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.

anal invitation by carydog February 18, 2009

Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes

Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.

Wedding Invitation by DanielHut April 1, 2008

Secondary Invitation 

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

Secondary Invitation by OJneg May 31, 2010

rhetorical invitation 

When you invite someone but don't expect/want them to respond positively.

I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.

rhetorical invitation by tinmandespot March 28, 2015