What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022
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Squidward: My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom stop paying any attention to the inane drivel that constantly keeps screaming out of this dunderhead's mouth! (Directed at SpongeBob ofc)
Squidward: My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom stop paying any attention to the inane drivel that constantly keeps screaming out of this dunderhead's mouth! (Directed at SpongeBob ofc)
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/ˈɪnə.nɪk
A word that has no meaning, yet feels like it should.
People often Google it in hopes of finding a definition. This is that definition.
And now that you’ve found it, the word is no longer meaningless.
Which, of course, ruins the joke.
But that act of giving it meaning — merely by defining it — becomes its new meaning.
And so the cycle continues:
“Inanic” means nothing. Unless you try to define it. Then it means the act of defining the meaningless. Which is meaningless. Which is inanic.
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Etymology:
• Latin inanis — “empty, void, meaningless”
Meta Note:
You’re not the first to Google this.
You won’t be the last.
But by doing so, you’ve kept the joke alive — even as you kill it.
/ˈɪnə.nɪk
A word that has no meaning, yet feels like it should.
People often Google it in hopes of finding a definition. This is that definition.
And now that you’ve found it, the word is no longer meaningless.
Which, of course, ruins the joke.
But that act of giving it meaning — merely by defining it — becomes its new meaning.
And so the cycle continues:
“Inanic” means nothing. Unless you try to define it. Then it means the act of defining the meaningless. Which is meaningless. Which is inanic.
⸻
Etymology:
• Latin inanis — “empty, void, meaningless”
Meta Note:
You’re not the first to Google this.
You won’t be the last.
But by doing so, you’ve kept the joke alive — even as you kill it.
“His argument was entirely inanic — full of confident emptiness.”
• “You’re being inanic again: speaking with purpose but saying nothing.”
• “You’re being inanic again: speaking with purpose but saying nothing.”
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