Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020

whack in a pair of apples

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice

Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.

by SubLimeGreen April 22, 2009

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014

happier than a fag in a bag of dicks

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.

"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"

by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009

Wedge in a dry one

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022

For you lived in a world of evil.

The last line of the Shakespeare play "The Plumber of Sackman Street", cried at the grave site of King Enrico by his son Josepherus.

"Rest in peace, for you lived in a world of evil."

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020