Putting the milk in first

This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief

Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it

Putting the milk in first by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

Milk in the basement 

A phrase to describe a situation being over with/ ok. A dispute, argument, or bad situation has been amended.

"Are you guys still arguing?"
"Nah man, it's milk in the basement at this point"

Milk in the basement by itsallmilkinthebasement March 31, 2023

Milk in the basement 

"Milk in the basement" is a saying used when a complicated situation has been resolved.

Ingrid: "Did you end up resolving your issues with her? Or is there still beef between ya'll?"
Lindsey: "We talked about it yesterday. It's all milk in the basement at this point".
Ingrid: "Nice"

Milk in the basement by itsallmilkinthebasement December 15, 2023

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry 

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

Milk him in the nest 

To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.

“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii

Milk him in the nest by Yeaboii6969 October 10, 2020

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021