taint

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Come take a ride on my taint!

by Tom Busch March 07, 2005

Taint

The small area in between the buttocks and the balls or vagina.

"Dude... be careful of the taint when you get her alone tonight"

"The taint?"

"You know... the spot between her pussy and the asshole..."

"Why's it called that?"

"Cause... you taint fuck it... and you taint eat it..."

by Sabi a.k.a Dark Angel April 07, 2008

taint

its that lil flap of skin between your balls and ass, or your pussy and ass everyone has one
It taint ass and it taint pussy

anyone have some vagisil for my taint

by supalude August 29, 2005

taint

The area between the ass and the scrotum. It is called "Taint" because it Taint your ass and it Taint your nuts!

His taint was mildly sore from the chaffing of his dance belt.

by Don C May 27, 2005

taint

ety. (v) Taint is a whimsical distortion of "it isn't" > it ain't > taint.

(n) 1. The taint is the stretch of skin at the inferior surface of the perineum (bottom of the crotch). 2. In males the taint is the region between the anus and the scrotum; in females it is the region between the anus and the vagina.

It taint part of the pussy and it taint part of the ass; it's right between them.

by Mission185 September 08, 2017

taint

A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the pussy and the asshole. The term originated from the phrase "taint an asshole and taint a pussy." In contrast the skin between the scrotum and asshole on a man is referred to as the "gooch" and first known usage is a reference to Bob "the gooch" Guccione the owner/publisher of Penthouse. His employees and acquaintances couldn't quite decide if he was more of an asshole or a dick, a general consensus eventually formed that he was both and "everything in between," hence the gooch.

Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole.

by Sir, Lord, And Master (SLAM) May 07, 2011

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 17, 2003