impossible girl

A girl who drives her man mad. Madly in love. She does the impossible and changes him for the better. She will always stay with the man who calls her this.

You are my impossible girl!

by I've changed January 22, 2014

impossible sit-up

the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) is completed by asking an individual to lie on the ground in standard, bent-knee sit-up position while one accomplice blind folds or holds a towel or similar item over the eyes and holds the individual's head to the ground. the second accomplice gets into a squatting position with ass bare. the victim is signalled to attempt to sit-up against the pressure applied by the towel to the head. the towel holder simply releases the towel which allows the victim to sit up with nose directly into accomplice two's ass crack. a fart may be added as a bonus. the name "impossible" is intended to entice an overconfident victim into attempting this athletic feat. occasionally, idiotic victims might not even require the blind fold and will simply close their eyes. technique may be modified depending on intelligence level or sobriety of victim.

"Damn Bruce, your abs are ripped! I bet you could be the first guy I've ever heard of that can do an impossible sit-up."

by monkey12 June 25, 2005

impossible

Some of the greatest achievements are made by people too stupid to know they are imposible.
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the work they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. They laguhed at me and told me it was impossible to achieve my goals.
They soon found out IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING.

impossible is nothing

by renae blough April 8, 2004

the impossible quiz

a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.

Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4

Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.

by Fruity PoPs October 14, 2007

impossicleavage

Mind-boggling cleavage of unrealistic proportions that will never be encountered or experienced in the everyday, merely seen thanks to a particular medium. Impossicleavage is an example of the hyperreal and, by and large, is a construct rather than a naturally occurring state of boob.

Dude 1 - Facebook's sidebar ads for dating and singles sites seem to feature an inordinate amount of impossicleavage.
Dude 2 - I concur. Let us conduct exhaustive research.
Dude 1 - Capital.

by Danny K. April 4, 2009

impossiplastic

A type of retail plastic casing that protects expensive electrical gadgets. It is usually impossible to open with your hands, and very difficult to open using any other type of sharp device. The edges are usually completely sealed with no obvious ways of opening it.

The new USB memory chip came in impossiplastic casing.

by Matt Sayar October 16, 2005

mission impossible

Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.

He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006