A principle by which testimony of select individuals will be considered truthful, as long as it aligns with the Party agenda and the purveyor or such information will held harmless and unidentified if possible.
by Grumpyoltrucker January 18, 2022
Get the Democrat immunity mug.Exemption from any deeds committed following an alcohol blood content of .2% or higher. As blood alcohol content reaches a level that reduces the individual dramatically, they have a sort of 'diplomatic immunity', you know, cause they have no fucking clue where they are.
Person 1: Okay, why were naked in the bathtub, who was that whale, and you better put that porch swing back wherever you found it.
Person 2: Dude, you saw how much he drank last night. I call Drunken Immunity.
Drunk Guy: Case dismissed! The swing stays!
Person 2: Dude, you saw how much he drank last night. I call Drunken Immunity.
Drunk Guy: Case dismissed! The swing stays!
by wokeupinatub May 19, 2010
Get the Drunken Immunity mug.When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.
That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.
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Get the Tingle Immunity mug.A principle by which testimony of select individuals will be considered truthful, no matter how absurd, as long as it aligns with the Party agenda and the purveyor of such information will held harmless and unidentified if possible.
by Grumpyoltrucker January 18, 2022
Get the Democrat immunity mug.A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.
Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
by Jltdkllr October 15, 2011
Get the Diplomatic Immunity mug.The false principle that asserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.
Anytime Ashton Kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming "douchebag immunity" Even though we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the King of All Douchebags.
by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009
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